100 ways to book bolt without offending the rider

I experienced this disrespect from an Uber driver today. He ended up insulting me and canceling the trip with no remorse. pic.twitter.com/4GVzNQR3do

— Gracey ? (@Gracebal0) December 9, 2023

Please Good morning sir, I bow for you oh king of bolt.
Please How are you and the family?
Please How is your health?
Please I hope your engine is working well?

Please sir be fast, if you can.
Are you getting closer?

— His Royal HighNE$$ ☯️ (@Blackfrancis47) December 10, 2023

What I find odd here is there's no salutation. At least a 'Hello' would have changed the whole dynamics of this conversation.

— Baba (@inc051) December 10, 2023

I understand he picked offense too easily and he caused all these things, but being an African you should know how we value small respect here. But all the same I can’t really blame you for this. Sorry this happened.

— HALCY OF UNICAL (@DripxHalcy) December 10, 2023

See my own ?? pic.twitter.com/Vfv0ailHQ7

— ?️MÜŠTŶ (@mvsten2) December 10, 2023

Like say na you buy motor for am, make e carry he motor for head and be fast weyrey. ?

— Superstar DJ Eazee (@ThisisEazee) December 10, 2023

“Hello, Mr Jude. Please where are you now? Are you close already?”

He’d understand you’re in a haste. If he can hurry up, why not? But asking him to be fast like he was crawling wouldn’t sit well with a hustling Nigerian.

— Black Girl Airneh ??‍? (@TokyosBite) December 10, 2023

someone said “sir,please…” and you people are saying she was rude…what should she have said? “greetings almighty..the bright and morning star” ??

— Onyekaaa (@workyourpeace) December 10, 2023

I think his annoyance was you telling him to be fast.

He just accepted your ride so definitely he’s en route to you. He’s not gonna fly. He won’t over speed too and put himself in the risk of having an accident.

“Good day sir, please I’m waiting for you” is another less…

— Valar ?  (@viccetti) December 10, 2023

I think Uber has the “rudest” driver. Mind you, I had called him before I dropped this message o pic.twitter.com/KMJiaNWNoJ

— Uncle Mark (@markie_banqz) December 10, 2023

If you tell me to be fast when I am already en route to you, i am most likely to reply “should I fly?”

Because I am coming to you already, what if hold delays me? I should still be fast? Because you are paying for it doesn’t give you a God complex to order people already

— Valar ?  (@viccetti) December 10, 2023